fossil-fish
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 668
Location: Carrickfergus
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 Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:34 am Post subject: Hold Up |
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A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and
wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the
floor!!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave
customer yanks off his balaclava.
The robber immediately shoots the customer in the
head and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my
face?'.
The robber notices another customer peering from
behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in
the head also.
'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again,
waving his gun around There is silence for a few
seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant
corner..
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?
?
'I think my missus might have caught a glimpse....'
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