fossil-fish
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Joy of RetiremementWorking people frequently ask retired People What
They do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day Margaret and I went into town and
Went Into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came
Out, There was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and
Said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He
Ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Dumb-ass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
Tires. So Marilyn called him a shithead. He finished the second
Ticket And put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing
A Third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused
Him, The more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into
Town By bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're
Retired. It's important at our age.
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