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MarriageThree men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties at home.
The first man had married a woman from London and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Edinburgh. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and food was on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Belfast. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; Just enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
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