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Menopause JewelleryThis has to be based on an actual event.
MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
Bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
Able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
Turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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