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Scottish Wedding> >Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub
> >discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding .
> >
> >'Ach, it's all going like magic,' says Jock.
> >'I've got everything organized already - the flowers, the church, the
> >cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag
night.....'
> >
> >Archie nods approvingly.
> >
> >'Man, I 've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jock.
> >
> >'A kilt?' exclaims Archie, 'That's grand, you'll look pure smart in
> >that!
> >
> >And what's the tartan?'
> >
> >'Oh,' says Jock, 'I'd imagine she'll be in white.'
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