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weight loss program> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss
> program.
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> Voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
> Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
> The sign reads,
> "If you can catch me, you can have me."
>
> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
> puffing
> And puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next
> four
> Days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
>
> Is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
> day
> there's a knock at the door and
> There stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen
> in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
> around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
>
> Shape and he does his best,
> But no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens
> with
> Him gradually getting in better and better shape.
>
> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
> discovers
> That he has lost another 20 lbs. As promised. He decides to go for broke
> and calls the company to order the
> 7-day/50 pound program.
>
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
>
> Rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good
> in
> Years."
>
> The next day there's a
> Knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy
> standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around
> his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your arse is mine."
>
> He lost 63 pounds that week!!
> 
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