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you dont know jack?For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
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>>> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
>> Schitt!'
>>>
>>> Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now
>>> respond
>> in an intellectual way.
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>>> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
>> magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
>> had
>> one son, Jack.
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>>> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
>> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
>> Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..
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>>> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
>> school dropout.
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>>> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt
>> later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them,
>> she
>> wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
>> Sherlock.
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>>> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
>>> a
>> rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
>>> Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
>> inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
>> brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
>> announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
>>> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
>>>
>>> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
>> returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>>>
>>> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
>>> them.
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